Wicked Bottle Openah

The Wicked Bottle Openah is a very special bottle opener. Never before have you been able to represent your love for Massachusetts and love for beer all in one! The keychain edition is shaped geographically perfect to Massachusetts’ border and is great for the Mass-fan on the go. The MAssHole edition is the ultimate bottle opener and beer shotgunning tool. It slips comfortably onto your middle finger and you can send bottle caps flying using Cape Cod, and western Mass easily punctures aluminum beer cans for when you want to seriously get your party on. This one is also small enough to throw onto a keychain.

Different anodized colors will be available, with laser etching on the top portion for whatever you want! Your name, a recipient’s name, even your Sorority’s or Frat’s name in Greek!

I recently got trained on a plasma cutter to make prototypes which did function, but I am currently quoting out a die cast mold and waterjet cut prototypes so stay tuned for further development.




wicked openah keychain in use

Beers Gettin Popped

Lamda Chi Alpha Opener

MAsshole 2



6 thoughts on “Wicked Bottle Openah”

  1. Hello,
    I’m wondering how much you charge each, for the Mass. shaped Wicked Bottle Openah.
    Thank you!
    Harry Zaidain
    Inkwell Global Marketing

    1. At this point I do not have a reliable manufacturer but I would be looking to sell these for around $10 a piece, including packaging and a magnetic lanyard. Thank you for your interest!

      1. Awesome, thanks. I actually have a few more questions on these, could we potentially switch over to an email thread?

    1. Hi Jack! Thanks for the interest; at this time I am not selling these yet. I am currently focusing on my photography and my Etsy shop, but I will be furthering this project next year and hope to start selling these then! Stay tuned.

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